Turkey Trot

Turkey Trot
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Season No.	5
Ep No.	51
Previous	"Tickle Torment Future 3: Time of Change"
Next	"Santa Comes Back"

"Turkey Trot" is the 51th episode of Happy Peep written by MarioFan65. It was released on November 30, 2016‎.

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(In the fields of Paulet Island, adelie penguin workers are cleaning off the snow for the fest)

Worker #1: How long is this gonna take?
Worker #2: We only have 15 minutes to get it done. This is a hard job for us.
Worker #3: Man, my interview was great. Lucky to get the job here.
Worker #4: I hate working here.
Worker #3: Me too.
???: WHO ATE MY TINY FLOWERS?
Worker #1: What was that?
Worker #2: It's Charles, that one angry guy from a house that keep annoying us all the time everyday.
Worker #3: Every time he comes, he complains. He break stuff and he destroyed everything. All summer, all year.
Charles: What are you guys doing?
Worker #1: What do you want Charles?
Charles: Nothing. Did you guys sneak into my yard yesterday?
Worker #2: No.
Worker #3: We were busy.
Charles: I knew you guys sneak into my yard last night.
Worker #1: No we didn't.
Worker #2: I did not.
Charles: Liar!
Worker #3: I didn't do anything to your plants.
Worker #4: We water them.
Charles: Don't you ever eat my flowers again.
Worker #1: Man, we didn't even do anything to your flowers.
Worker #2: We just water them.
Charles: I'll be watching everyday til you stop taking off my flowers.
Worker #3: Oh boy.
Worker #4: He's gonna do it again.

(At Esequiel's Tickle Lab, Esequiel is eating some breakfast with fish)

Esequiel: Ah, what a nice day of breakfast. Look like i'm going to eat my fish.
Charles: *enter the lab* Esequiel.
Esequiel: Charles?
Charles: Howdy to ya.
Esequiel: Howdy to you.
Charles: What you're making?
Esequiel: I got fish for you.
Charles: Ah yeah, fish!
Esequiel: I know you like them
Charles: I got my souffle on you.
Esequiel: With a stack of peanut butter.
Charles: *eat the fish* It's good!
Esequiel: It's yummy in my tummy. *burp*
Charles: Not again.
Esequiel: I told you everyone burp all the time.
Charles: I never burped or fart.
Esequiel: You always fart, you liar.
Charles: *singing* Hold up the good old lettuce, special sauce and on the corn. Then- *farted* God damn.
Esequiel: See.
Charles: Wow, what a guin.
Esequiel: What are we up to today?
Charles: I don't know. I hope Tina doesn't come to wreck my crap up.
Esequiel: Maybe you shouldn't provoked her.
Charles: I did provoked her! The other day when me and you were cooking, she came up and flip over the fishes up.
Esequiel: Can i come over to your house for a minute?
Charles: Oh sure. Not a problem. Come on over.
Esequiel: Okay, we have a lot to do. Even Thanksgiving is coming up.
Charles: Ugh, not again.
Esequiel: Come on, it's the time of the year where we are thankful over things.
Charles: Ah, i don't care for it.
Esequiel: Dude.
Charles: Shut up.
Esequiel: Whatever.
Charles: I'm ain't working for nowhere.
Esequiel: Don't you like to hang out with people?
Charles: Yes, now get outta here!
Esequiel: What? This is my lab.
Charles:: Oh, i'm getting the fish out of here. Silly boy.
Esequiel: Fine. Blah, blah, blah. Go have fun and enjoy your Thanksgiving with your family.
Charles: Aww shut up, there is no god damn fish in here.
Esequiel: Whatever.

(Outside, Charles is talking a walk in the plains as he return home to his house)

Charles: Stupid Esequiel, he knows better. Hey, who turn out the mother fishing lights?

(The lights are on as Michael, Bridgette, Shooter, Tina and a few friends pop up)

Everyone: Surprise!
Charles: Whoa, what the hell man?
Michael: Hey dad, we just wanted to say hello.
Charles: Get out of the way boy. I want my breakfast!
Bridgette: We fried these fish up for you.
Charles: What about my turkey?
Michael: What? Thanksgiving is tomorrow. You're going to have a little fun.
Charles: I don't care. I want my real food now!
Shooter: Hey bro, don't you want a little seasonal on your pancakes?
Charles: Nah.
Shooter: Whatever bro.
Tina: Hey big man, let's go fish.
Charles: What? I'm ain't fishing today.
Tina: You better fish whenever you like it.
Charles: I'm not fishing around you world you piece of fish junk.
Tina: FISH RIGHT NOW AND I MEAN IT!
Charles: YOU GODDAMN WON'T LET ME GO OUT!
TINA: FISH RIGHT NOOOWWWW!
Charles: God damn!!! My ears go hurt!
Michael: Okay! Enough with all the screaming.
Charles: Shut up.
Michael: Don't make me cuss in front of the whole family.
Charles: Well said Pickleboy.
Michael: I'm afraid to go by near you.
Charles: Then move along.
Michael: Whatever dad.
Charles: Let's eat some fish.

(At Penguin-Land, Mumble is giving out fish to all of his friends at the cave)

Mumble: Here are your fishes. Feed them all you want so you don't starve.
Seymour: Oh boy.
Gloria: Thank you Mumble.
Terry: You really rock.
Edwin: Okie dokie.
Mary: How nice of you.
Dorcena: Such a good man.
Mumble: Any of you kids want some fish?
Erik: Oh yes.
Atticus: It's a fish palooza!
Bo: Grab me one.
Mumble: Just get it. You have fins and your fins can carry a single item. You also don't have fingers.
Ashley: We're not aliens, we're birds.
Lauren: Penguins, yeah.
Mumble: *throw the fishes in the pile* Everyone should get the rest later on.
Erik: Can i have more?
Mumble: What did i just said. Grab whatever you like.
Erik: Yay!
Atticus: Fish!
Bo: Yummy yummy fishie.
Ashley: Um, okay.
Lauren: It seem alright.
Erik: Fishie. I like it.
Atticus: I'm in fish heaven!
Bo: Fish for fun.
Mumble: That's our kids alright.
Terry: Yo, you wanna hang out?
Mumble: But we can't leave the kids all alone. Someone gotta take care of them.
Miss Viola: Did anyone call me for babysitting?
Terry: Hey, Miss Viola is here to babysit the kiddies.
Miss Viola: You guys can go. I'll watch my students in the cave.
Bo: Come on mom.
Atticus: Why can't we be all by ourselves.
Gloria: You guys can't run off on our own like you all did last time.
Miss Viola: I'm here to keep you all safe and sound.
Erik: Fine teacher.
Mumble: Alright, let's go check out the sun.
Terry: We're on a roll.
Seymour: Okie dokie man.
Gloria: See you kids later. No breaking, no smashing, no crying and no misbehaving.
Atticus: Got it.
Mumble: Let's go.
Erik: Oh well, back to the basics.

(Back at Paulet Island, Esequiel arrive at Charles' house to see his friends)

Esequiel: Hello everyone. What did i miss?
Charles: You again? I thought you were leaving.
Esequiel: I just want to check on you.
Charles: Check on me? Oh hell no, i'm no little kid. You're not my dad!
Esequiel: I'm your friend.
Charles: You're not my dad!
Esequiel: Oh well.
Charles: You're not my goddamn daddy!
Esequiel: Okay! You don't have to complain about it.
Charles: I don't care.
Esequiel: So how are you guys doing?
Michael: Dad is being a prick of a head and we're trying to enjoy breakfast as he could.
Esequiel: I got some great news to show for you all.
Charles: These motherfishers don't treat me better in this continent and all they do is throw fishes on me and i lost my iceberg for this island since the 2000s.

MORE TO COME

Trivia[]

This is the first Happy Peep episode with a shorter title card image.